How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.