Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
French, French Revolution
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.