Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.