I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.