Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
French, French Revolution
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.