I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.