Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.