What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
French, French Revolution
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”