I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.