What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
French people give me the crepes.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.