What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.