My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
French, French Revolution
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Can I be Candide with you?