Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".