My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.