What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
French people give me the crepes.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.