What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
French, French Revolution
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.