What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Can I be Candide with you?
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
French, French Revolution
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.