How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
French, French Revolution
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.