I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Can I be Candide with you?