What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.