I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.