What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.