When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Can I be Candide with you?
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
French people give me the crepes.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.