What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.