Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.