I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.