My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?