I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.