What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.