I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Can I be Candide with you?
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.