I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
It’s a beautiful Degas!
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.