In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
French people give me the crepes.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.