Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.