When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
French, French Revolution
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.