Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.