What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.