Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Can I be Candide with you?
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
It’s a beautiful Degas!
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.