What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."