There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
French, French Revolution
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.