Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
French people give me the crepes.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Can I be Candide with you?
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.