French, French Revolution
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!