How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.