What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Can I be Candide with you?
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.