Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Can I be Candide with you?
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
French, French Revolution
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.