My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
French, French Revolution
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
French people give me the crepes.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.