I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
French, French Revolution
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?