I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
French people give me the crepes.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.