I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.