What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.