What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
French, French Revolution
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.