Sleigh queen, sleigh.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Fir sure.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I’m feelin’ pine.
It's ice to meet you.
It's lit.
It’s snow joke.
As it snow happens.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
You snow the drill.
Up to snow good.
He’s an elf-made man.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
You sleigh me.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
This is snow laughing matter!
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I only have ice for you.
Time to spruce things up.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I'm snow bored.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Snow on and snow forth.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Resting Grinch face.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Your presents is requested.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.