What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Snow thank you.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Best in snow.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
I’ll never fir-get.
Snow on and snow forth.
I have the final sleigh.
Time to spruce things up.
Snow thank you.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Up to snow good.
This is snow laughing matter!
Sleigh, what?!
Believe in your elf.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Fir sure.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
It’s snow joke.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Hold on for deer life.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
That look soots you.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
She has high elf-esteem.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
This is snow laughing matter!
Don’t be elfish.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
It's ice to meet you.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
You snow the drill.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I only have ice for you.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I only have ice for you.
You’re my soul Santa.