He’s an elf-made man.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Snow on and snow forth.
Resting Grinch face.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Snow thank you.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Say it ain’t snow.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Sleigh, what?!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Rebel without a Claus.
As it snow happens.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Let’s take an elfie.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I’m feelin’ pine.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
It takes one to snow one.