What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Time to spruce things up.
I’ll never fir-get.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
It's ice to meet you.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Fir sure.
Your presents is requested.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Birch, please.
Best in snow.
Let’s take an elfie.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I only have ice for you.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”