“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I’m feelin’ pine.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You’re my soul Santa.
I’m elf-taught.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Believe in your elf.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
It's lit.
Snow thank you.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Your presents is requested.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Up to snow good.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
You sleigh me.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Birch, please.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Rebel without a Claus.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Say it ain’t snow.
I'm snow bored.
Best in snow.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
I'm pine-ing for you.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Treat yo'elf.
Best in snow.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.