Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Make it rein.
I only have ice for you.
We have great chemis-tree.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Up to snow good.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Love at frost sight!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
This is snow laughing matter!
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Snow thank you.
This is snow laughing matter!
Your presents is requested.
Snow thank you.
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Birch, please.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
It's ice to meet you.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Let’s take an elfie.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I told you snow.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Up to snow good.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Best in snow.
It’s snow joke.
Believe in your elf.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
You sleigh me.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Resting Grinch face.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”