Fir sure.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Snow on and snow forth.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I’ll never fir-get.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
She has high elf-esteem.
Don’t be elfish.
Let’s take an elfie.
You snow the drill.
You sleigh me.
Snow on and snow forth.
I’m feelin’ pine.
I’m elf-taught.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Love at frost sight!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Treat yo'elf.
Up to snow good.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I'm pine-ing for you.
As it snow happens.
You snow the drill.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
It's ice to meet you.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Resting Grinch face.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Snow thank you.
I only have ice for you.
Time to spruce things up.
It takes one to snow one.