You sleigh me.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
It takes one to snow one.
Resting Grinch face.
As it snow happens.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I’ll never fir-get.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
I only have ice for you.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
It takes one to snow one.
That look soots you.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Icy what you did there.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Love at frost sight!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
This is snow laughing matter!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Say it ain’t snow.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Sleigh, what?!
This is snow laughing matter!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
It's ice to meet you.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Up to snow good.
Yule be sorry.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
It's ice to meet you.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Say it ain’t snow.
Believe in your elf.
Up to snow good.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!