What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
As it snow happens.
Let’s take an elfie.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
You’re my soul Santa.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Snow thank you.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Snow on and snow forth.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
You sleigh me.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Icy what you did there.
Snow on and snow forth.
Don’t be elfish.
It’s snow joke.
Believe in your elf.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Birch, please.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
We have great chemis-tree.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
It’s snow joke.
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Make it rein.
Treat yo'elf.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Best in snow.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”