Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Icy what you did there.
Let’s take an elfie.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
As it snow happens.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Fir sure.
It takes one to snow one.
The snuggle is real.
Say it ain’t snow.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
I told you snow.
As it snow happens.
Say it ain’t snow.
Resting Grinch face.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Birch, please.
You snow the drill.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I’m elf-taught.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
I'm snow bored.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Best in snow.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
It’s snow joke.
Treat yo'elf.
Believe in your elf.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
She has high elf-esteem.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Time to spruce things up.
This is snow laughing matter!