What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
It takes one to snow one.
The snuggle is real.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Best in snow.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Say it ain’t snow.
Don’t be elfish.
Your presents is requested.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
As it snow happens.
It’s snow joke.
I’m elf-taught.
Birch, please.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Best in snow.
Believe in your elf.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
It's ice to meet you.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
This is snow laughing matter!
How rude-olf of you.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
This is snow laughing matter!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Fir sure.
It takes one to snow one.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I’m feelin’ pine.
It’s snow joke.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.