“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Best in snow.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I only have ice for you.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Don’t be elfish.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
It takes one to snow one.
Say it ain’t snow.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
The snuggle is real.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Yule be sorry.
Icy what you did there.
Fir sure.
Snow thank you.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Snow on and snow forth.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Say it ain’t snow.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I’m elf-taught.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Sleigh, what?!
I’ll never fir-get.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”