You snow the drill.
Snow thank you.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
He’s an elf-made man.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Rebel without a Claus.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Make it rein.
We have great chemis-tree.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
I only have ice for you.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
It’s snow joke.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Love at frost sight!
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
I’m feelin’ pine.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Treat yo'elf.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Don’t be elfish.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
It's lit.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
How rude-olf of you.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I'm snow bored.
Up to snow good.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.