These decorations are tree-mendous.
As it snow happens.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
It’s snow joke.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Don’t be elfish.
Birch, please.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
This is snow laughing matter!
Say it ain’t snow.
Snow on and snow forth.
I'm pine-ing for you.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
How rude-olf of you.
As it snow happens.
Up to snow good.
Icy what you did there.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Let’s take an elfie.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Your presents is requested.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
You’re my soul Santa.
I have the final sleigh.
Hold on for deer life.
Treat yo'elf.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
You sleigh me.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Rebel without a Claus.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Icy what you did there.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Time to spruce things up.
We have great chemis-tree.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!