Let’s take an elfie.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Best in snow.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
As it snow happens.
It takes one to snow one.
Love at frost sight!
I'm pine-ing for you.
That look soots you.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Birch, please.
Icy what you did there.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Say it ain’t snow.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You’re my soul Santa.
I’m elf-taught.
Best in snow.
Rebel without a Claus.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
This is snow laughing matter!
I only have ice for you.
Time to spruce things up.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
It's lit.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
How rude-olf of you.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
It’s snow joke.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”