What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Rebel without a Claus.
As it snow happens.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
The snuggle is real.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
She has high elf-esteem.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Snow on and snow forth.
It's ice to meet you.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Snow on and snow forth.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
This is snow laughing matter!
It's ice to meet you.
That look soots you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Best in snow.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
You sleigh me.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Fir sure.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
You’re my soul Santa.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Sleigh, what?!
I’ll never fir-get.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
I'm Claus-trophobic.