It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
He’s an elf-made man.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
That look soots you.
You’re my soul Santa.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
You snow the drill.
I told you snow.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Don’t be elfish.
We have great chemis-tree.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Best in snow.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
You sleigh me.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Birch, please.
Up to snow good.
Snow thank you.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
It takes one to snow one.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
How rude-olf of you.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Yule be sorry.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
This is snow laughing matter!
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
The snuggle is real.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.