It's lit.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Yule be sorry.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Snow thank you.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Let’s take an elfie.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
As it snow happens.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Birch, please.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You sleigh me.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
I'm snow bored.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I'm snow bored.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
This is snow laughing matter!
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Believe in your elf.
Hold on for deer life.
I’m feelin’ pine.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Say it ain’t snow.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
I only have ice for you.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Best in snow.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Snow on and snow forth.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.