“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
As it snow happens.
You sleigh me.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
It's ice to meet you.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Sleigh, what?!
Time to spruce things up.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
It takes one to snow one.
Up to snow good.
I'm snow bored.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
This is snow laughing matter!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Fir sure.
Love at frost sight!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
We have great chemis-tree.
You snow the drill.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Say it ain’t snow.