What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Resting Grinch face.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Snow on and snow forth.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
She has high elf-esteem.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
I’m elf-taught.
Up to snow good.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Snow on and snow forth.
Rebel without a Claus.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Make it rein.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
This is snow laughing matter!
Say it ain’t snow.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
It’s snow joke.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Snow thank you.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.