Your presents is requested.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
I’m elf-taught.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
You snow the drill.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Say it ain’t snow.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Snow thank you.
Icy what you did there.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
I’m feelin’ pine.