The snuggle is real.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Resting Grinch face.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Say it ain’t snow.
Icy what you did there.
Fir sure.
Up to snow good.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Snow on and snow forth.
Rebel without a Claus.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.