Christmas Puns

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Christmas Puns

Snow on and snow forth.
It's lit.
Fir sure.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Up to snow good.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Rebel without a Claus.
Resting Grinch face.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Birch, please.
It takes one to snow one.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Let’s get elf-ed up.
This is snow laughing matter!
Treat yo'elf.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
It takes one to snow one.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Best in snow.
Hold on for deer life.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.