Christmas Puns

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Christmas Puns

I’m elf-taught.
Let’s take an elfie.
I only have ice for you.
This is snow laughing matter!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Icy what you did there.
I'm snow bored.
It takes one to snow one.
Snow on and snow forth.
As it snow happens.
Snow thank you.
Say it ain’t snow.
It's ice to meet you.
I told you snow.
It’s snow joke.
Best in snow.
Up to snow good.
You snow the drill.
I only have ice for you.
This is snow laughing matter!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Icy what you did there.
I'm snow bored.
It takes one to snow one.
Snow on and snow forth.
As it snow happens.
Snow thank you.
Say it ain’t snow.
It's ice to meet you.
It’s snow joke.
Best in snow.
Up to snow good.
You snow the drill.
Fir sure.
Birch, please.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I’ll never fir-get.
We have great chemis-tree.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Time to spruce things up.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You’re my soul Santa.
Rebel without a Claus.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
That look soots you.
How rude-olf of you.
It's lit.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Make it rein.