He’s an elf-made man.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Sleigh, what?!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Time to spruce things up.
You snow the drill.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I have the final sleigh.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Fir sure.
Your presents is requested.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
It takes one to snow one.
Yule be sorry.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
It's ice to meet you.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I'm pine-ing for you.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I only have ice for you.
She has high elf-esteem.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
I’ll never fir-get.
Hold on for deer life.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Snow thank you.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I only have ice for you.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I told you snow.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
How rude-olf of you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”