What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
I’m elf-taught.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Make it rein.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
It takes one to snow one.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Don’t be elfish.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
We have great chemis-tree.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Say it ain’t snow.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Best in snow.
Snow on and snow forth.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
It's ice to meet you.
As it snow happens.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
She has high elf-esteem.
This is snow laughing matter!
Treat yo'elf.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
It’s snow joke.
Yule be sorry.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
You snow the drill.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
You sleigh me.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.