What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Rebel without a Claus.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Up to snow good.
I told you snow.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Hold on for deer life.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Your presents is requested.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
It's ice to meet you.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Time to spruce things up.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
We have great chemis-tree.
Resting Grinch face.
This is snow laughing matter!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
As it snow happens.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
You sleigh me.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Snow thank you.
Snow on and snow forth.
It’s snow joke.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I'm snow bored.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?