“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Best in snow.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Don’t be elfish.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
She has high elf-esteem.
I only have ice for you.
As it snow happens.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
He’s an elf-made man.
The snuggle is real.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Fir sure.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
You snow the drill.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
I have the final sleigh.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
How rude-olf of you.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
I'm snow bored.
I’m elf-taught.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
It takes one to snow one.
That look soots you.
You’re my soul Santa.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.