“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I'm snow bored.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
I'm pine-ing for you.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
You snow the drill.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
It takes one to snow one.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
That look soots you.
Love at frost sight!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Up to snow good.
Best in snow.
Snow thank you.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Icy what you did there.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Yule be sorry.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Let’s take an elfie.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Treat yo'elf.
Snow thank you.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
How rude-olf of you.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Say it ain’t snow.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Resting Grinch face.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Best in snow.