“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I’m elf-taught.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
It's ice to meet you.
I have the final sleigh.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Your presents is requested.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Icy what you did there.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
It’s snow joke.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Birch, please.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
That look soots you.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
We have great chemis-tree.
Rebel without a Claus.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
I only have ice for you.
He’s an elf-made man.
Sleigh, what?!
I only have ice for you.
It takes one to snow one.
Best in snow.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
How rude-olf of you.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
I’ll never fir-get.
You snow the drill.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Snow thank you.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.