What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
That look soots you.
Treat yo'elf.
You sleigh me.
Fir sure.
It takes one to snow one.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
You’re my soul Santa.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
It takes one to snow one.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
It's ice to meet you.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Icy what you did there.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I only have ice for you.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
I only have ice for you.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
He’s an elf-made man.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Snow on and snow forth.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Snow thank you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Birch, please.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Resting Grinch face.
Hold on for deer life.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Sleigh, what?!
I have the final sleigh.