Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.