Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.