Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.