The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.