I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.