I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."