Went camping last night. It was in-tents.
I got camping insurance....but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night....
I'm no longer covered.
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
He was in Denali.
I was hiking yesterday, when I suddenly ran in to a cougar....
Almost made me puma pants!
What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
I'll wait here, you go on ahead.
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft