Don't get tide down.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Whale, hello there.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I can sea clearly now.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
The ocean made me salty.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Sea you at the beach.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Tis the sea-sun.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Salty but sweet.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Beach, please.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Beach you to it.
Seas the day.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Tropic like it's hot.
Feeling fintastic.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Water you doing?
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.