What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Water you doing?
Tropic like it's hot.
Sea you at the beach.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Salty but sweet.
Shell yeah.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Beach, please.
Girls just wanna have sun.
I can sea clearly now.
Avoid pier pressure.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Beach you to it.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Whale, hello there.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Feeling fintastic.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Seas the day.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Are you squiding me right now?
Tis the sea-sun.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
The ocean made me salty.