I took my dog's bone away from him.
She was fur-rious.
What’s the least honest bone in the body?
The fibula.
What bone does a dog not eat?
A trombone.
How heavy are your bones?
They are scale-a-ton.
How many bones are in the human hand?
A handful of them.
Dogs can't see your bones.
But catscan.
What are the two most profane bones in the human body?
The blasfemurs.
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
Vertebros.
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
Why do youngsters like pelvic bones so much?
Because they're hip.
Recently, my friend had his ankle bone crack.
I told him he shouldn't be so broken up over it.
The sound of my bones really cracks me up.
What did the skeleton say to the French soldier? Bone Jaw
I boiled a funny bone once.
It turned into a laughing stock.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
A barkeologist.
What do you call a fake bone?
A faux-knee.
What happens when you shatter your funny bone?
You crack up.