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Joke: The Wild Card (Rude)

This joke begins with little Adam seeing something he shouldn't have...

Joke: The Native American Donkey

This joke begins with an anthropologist without a clue...

Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage

Sean and Mickey are planning to go out on St. Patrick's Day, but only have a few cents between them...

Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying to his mother...

Joke: Under the Truck (Rude)

This joke starts with a man going to the doctor for advice...

Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?

When a family begins arguing about what would happen after the rich patriarch dies, the patriarch seems to come up with a good solution...

Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?

A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.

Joke: The Remarkable Native American

Many years ago, two cowboys come upon a Native American lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground...

Joke: Little Johnny's Dad

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different...

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

Joke: Calling Up the Doctor

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...

Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie

A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...

Joke: Pessimist vs. Optimist

There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist...

Joke: Keeping Score With The Mrs.

This joke begins with a very drunk man returning home where his friend is in bed with his wife...

Joke: A Bored Husband in Target

This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...

Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?

This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?

Joke: The Logic of Being Logical...

This joke begins with two guys having a conversation in the bar...

Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...

This joke starts with a clueless DEA police officer...

I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)

A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...

This Joke Begins With Some Money Trouble...

This joke begins with a college student running into money trouble...

This Joke Starts With a Tourist Visiting a Reservation

A curious Canadian tourist is fascinated by Native American culture, so he decides to visit a reservation. He soon meets a wise old chief...

This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore

A man walks into a drugstore together with his 8-year-old son. They walk past the condom display, and it's only moments before questions are asked...

This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard

Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...

This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital

Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...