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Joke: The Wild Card (Rude)

This joke begins with little Adam seeing something he shouldn't have...

Joke: The Native American Donkey

This joke begins with an anthropologist without a clue...

Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage

Sean and Mickey are planning to go out on St. Patrick's Day, but only have a few cents between them...

Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying to his mother...

Joke: Under the Truck (Rude)

This joke starts with a man going to the doctor for advice...

Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?

When a family begins arguing about what would happen after the rich patriarch dies, the patriarch seems to come up with a good solution...

Joke: The Indian Cnadidate

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect

Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...

Joke: Driving By the Numbers

An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...

Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign

Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...

Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!

When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...

This Joke Starts With Two Stupid Scoundrels Having a Drink...

Two stupid scoundrels are having a drink in a saloon in the Wild West. The barman tells them about a terrible thing the Indians did to his barn...

Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!

Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...

Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?

A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...

Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?

A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.

Joke: The Remarkable Native American

Many years ago, two cowboys come upon a Native American lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground...

Joke: Little Johnny's Dad

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different...

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

Joke: Calling Up the Doctor

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...

Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie

A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...

Joke: Pessimist vs. Optimist

There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist...

Joke: Keeping Score With The Mrs.

This joke begins with a very drunk man returning home where his friend is in bed with his wife...

Joke: A Bored Husband in Target

This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...

Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?

This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?