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This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will

A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...

Hilarious: Asking a Blonde a Million-Dollar Question

On Who Wants to be a Millionaire, there's a contestant who's in with a shout of the big prize. Will she be victorious?

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde

Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client

When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...

Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side

A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...

Joke: The Three Politicians

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?

A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...

Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?

A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...

Joke: How to Annoy Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)

An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

The Language Barrier Might Prove Difficult Here (Funny)

A man enters a store in China to buy gifts for his kids. He eyes a CD player, but can't be sure of its quality thanks to the language barrier...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Wanting to Earn Extra Money

A blonde is looking around the neighborhood to see what she could do to make money. She decides to take up porch-painting.

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Asked to Climb a Pole

A blonde is out and about when a group of men ask her to climb a pole. It doesn't take long for her to oblige...