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This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will

A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...

This Joke Starts With a Millionaire Marrying a Young Bride

When a 60-year-old millionaire gets hitched to a 23-year-old beauty, his friends become jealous, and they immediately start to wonder how he managed it...

Hilarious: Asking a Blonde a Million-Dollar Question

On Who Wants to be a Millionaire, there's a contestant who's in with a shout of the big prize. Will she be victorious?

Funny Joke: Remember Not to Panic On Your Wedding Day

This newlywed is in a flap because she forgot the garment that she wants to wear for her husband. It's probably a good idea not to let mom shop for bridalwear..

Hilarious: The Hillbilly Wedding From Hell

This family has a weird tradition of letting the best man get the first dance at a wedding. Inevitably, it was about to go wrong at some point...

Did the Funeral Really Cost This Much, Madam? (Hilarious)

When a widow is left $30,000 in her late husband's will to cover the cost of his funeral, she hatches a cunning plan...

This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde

Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Joke Starts With a Driver Being Stopped For Speeding

A motorist is pulled over for speeding in a small town. The officer immediately decides to lock the man up in a cell until he cools off...

This Joke Starts With Jenny's Wedding Day Fast Approaching

When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client

When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...

Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side

A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

Hilarious: I Think It's Time I Ordered Myself a Coffee

A trainee at huge corporate empire decides that he fancies drinking a coffee, so he dials the extension which he believes to be the pantry, but actually isn't..

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With Three Politicians That Are Friends

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

Two elderly people sharing a trailer home decide that it's time to get married...

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)

An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...