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Hilarious: You're Going to the Brig For This, Sailor

A merchant captain vomits on himself as he returns to his ship after a heavy night ashore. He soon figures out who to blame for the mess that he made...

This Captain Found a Creative Way to Calm His Passengers...

During a routine flight leaving JFK, a loud explosion suddenly caused panic on the plane that the captain tried to calm...

Joke: This Trooper Is About to Receive Some Bad News

A captain receives a telegram with some bad news about one of his troops. He enlists his sergeant to call him in for a meeting...

An Entire Flight Overheard the Captain's Intentions (Rude)

When an airplane captain accidentally leaves the plane's intercom on, all of his passengers become privy to what he intends to do when he's on the ground again.

This Joke Starts With An Airplane Flying Over Yellowstone

This joke is the story of a mid-air mix-up that'll leave you in stitches with laughter...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home

A married woman returns home with her lover, only for her 9-year-old son to spot them and hide in the closet. Her husband also arrives soon after...

This Joke Starts With Three Prosperous Sons Returning Home

When the time comes for three prosperous sons to return home to their elderly mother, their thinking turns to which gift they're going to please her with...

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...

Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing

A retired sailor picks up a prostitute at the docks. They take off to do their business. He asks her how he's doing...

This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane

Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...

This Joke Starts With a Church Matron Cooking Some Beans

Mary is making a pot of her beloved beans to take to her church, but her son, little Johnny, is around the house wielding a BB gun...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey

Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...

This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde

Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...

This Joke Starts With Jenny's Wedding Day Fast Approaching

When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...

Hilarious: Nah Son, We Shouldn't Eat That One

Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...

Hilarious: Why Are All These People Having Relations Outside?

A man is walking along a street when he's startled to find a couples having relations outside a particular house. He knocks on the door to find out what's going on...

Hilarious: Mommy, Why Don't Airplanes Have Babies?

A young boy is on a Southwest airlines flight with his mom when he begins to ask "biological" questions. His mom quickly enlists the stewardess' help...

This Joke Starts With An Airman Speaking to New Soldiers

It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..

This Joke Starts With a Mid-Air Heart Attack

When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...

Mom, You Haven't Got the Terminology Right (Funny Joke)

When a young man comes to pick up Peggy Sue for a date, her mom starts telling him what her daughter likes to do all night long...

This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker

When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...