Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in?
Joke: The C.E.O, the Professor and the Janitor
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says, “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The professor says, “I’ll be an elementary school teacher.
This Joke Starts With a Very Arrogant Professor...
An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually superior, so he turns to him and says: “Hey, do you want to play a little game with me?”
Joke: This Professor Wasn't Ready...
Joke: This Professor Wasn't Ready... joke A college student decides that he wants to sit next to his professor at lunch-time. The professor isn't happy about this, and immediately retorts...
Joke: The 3 Professors and the Fire
Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket.
Joke: The Professor and the Party Goers
Joke: But Professor, We Had a Flat Tire joke Four female sophomores go to another college over the weekend and get quite drunk. They only get back on Monday, missing their organic chemistry exam...
My Office Looks Just the Same... Oh Wait (Hilarious Joke)
Have You Heard This Joke? Why So Happy?
Joke: A Theory of Happiness funny, joke, humor, happiness, theory, professor This professor had a very interesting idea about love making...
Joke: Why So Happy?
This Beautiful Story Made Me Think About My Life...
life, old, story, inspirational, smart, coffee, baba recommends, professor This beautiful story takes a simple coffee drink and creates a lesson for us all.
Hilarious: The Mathematician, the Mistress and the Wife
1 Goes Into 3, But 3 Doesn't Go Into 1... funny, joke, math, professor, mathematics, affair, math quiz A mathematician decides to commit adultery and tell his wife what he was up to in a letter. Little did he imagine what her response would be!
Learn How to Prevent the 5 Different Types of Dementia!
Common symptoms: Planning and organizational issues Difficulty in making decisions and problem-solving Difficulty following several steps (cooking a meal through a recipe) Problems of concentration and sudden confusion Difficulty in speech Ways to Prevent Vascular Dementia: Deniz Erten-Lyons, Associate Professor
Joke: How to Raise Your Grade
The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?" The professor looks at the exam again, "Yep, an 80 is what you deserve" The student takes the exam back, and asks "If I'll bite my own eye, will you give me an 85?"
Joke: The Science of Survival
A British Anthropology professor travels around Africa, researching his next book. In Zanzibar, he decides to rent a local boat with a guide to travel. The journey is slow, and the boatman is silent. Before long he gets restless and bored. He seeks to converse with the boatman.
This Joke Starts With a Psychology Teacher Giving a Class
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, good morning.
Joke: What Are the Odds???
A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. "I don't understand!" the interrogating officer exclaims.
Today's Joke: Learning the Hard Way...
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine,it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
Joke: Anything to Regret?
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates he was asked by the gatekeeper: "Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?" "Yes," the professor answered.
Listen to the Story of a Woman Who Had COVID-19 For a Year
Gage Witvliet is a professor of social epidemiology at Lamar University and a mother of two, and her story is one everyone must hear. In it, she shares her experience of having COVID-19 for a full year, confirming everyone's worst suspicions of long-haul COVID.
What is The Secret That Makes You... You?
Professor Brian Little has a slightly different approach that claims our personalities are more malleable than we think... What is The Secret That Makes You...You?
What If I Told You You’ve Never Seen the Real World?
Professor Anil Seth, neuroscientist at the University of Sussex, attempts to untangle this question. The Illusion of Existing in a World tricks, self, neuroscience, consciousness, existentialism, experience, senses, Hallucination Is there a world outside our brain-box? Are we who we think we are?
Religious Literacy Quiz: Can You Pass the Boston Test?
This quiz was originally given as a quick introductory lesson by a professor to his Boston students - most failed it. They learned they didn't know as much as they thought they did about their own culture's religions as well as others'. Do you know your way around the world's religions?
The Power of ``Yet``: Teaching Children to Aspire for More
Dweck is a professor of psychology at the University of Stanford and a leading expert in her field. She recently published a study about how people are divided into two kinds of mindsets – “Fixed” and “Growth”. These mindsets affect how people react to challenges and how they live their lives.
Joke: Calculating Hell
Content Joke: The Physics of Hell joke At a Physics course at a University, many years ago, the professor thought to give his students the following assignment to answer: