Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in?
This Joke Starts With a Very Arrogant Professor...
An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually superior, so he turns to him and says: “Hey, do you want to play a little game with me?”
Joke: The C.E.O, the Professor and the Janitor
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says, “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The professor says, “I’ll be an elementary school teacher.
Joke: This Professor Wasn't Ready For Such Smart Replies
A Swan Shan't Be Friends With a Pig funny, hilarious, joke, humor, exam, student, professor, college, lunch, reply A college student decides that he wants to sit next to his professor at lunch-time. The professor isn't happy about this, and immediately retorts...
Joke: The 3 Professors and the Fire
Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket.
My Office Looks Just the Same... Oh Wait (Hilarious Joke)
Have You Heard This Joke? Why So Happy?
Joke: A Theory of Happiness funny, joke, humor, happiness, theory, professor This professor had a very interesting idea about love making...
This Beautiful Story Made Me Think About My Life...
life, old, story, inspirational, smart, coffee, baba recommends, professor This beautiful story takes a simple coffee drink and creates a lesson for us all.
Hilarious: The Mathematician, the Mistress and the Wife
1 Goes Into 3, But 3 Doesn't Go Into 1... funny, joke, math, professor, mathematics, affair, math quiz A mathematician decides to commit adultery and tell his wife what he was up to in a letter. Little did he imagine what her response would be!
Learn How to Prevent the 5 Different Types of Dementia!
Common symptoms: Planning and organizational issues Difficulty in making decisions and problem-solving Difficulty following several steps (cooking a meal through a recipe) Problems of concentration and sudden confusion Difficulty in speech Ways to Prevent Vascular Dementia: Deniz Erten-Lyons, Associate Professor
Joke: How to Raise Your Grade
The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?" The professor looks at the exam again, "Yep, an 80 is what you deserve" The student takes the exam back, and asks "If I'll bite my own eye, will you give me an 85?"
Joke: The Science of Survival
A British Anthropology professor travels around Africa, researching his next book. In Zanzibar, he decides to rent a local boat with a guide to travel. The journey is slow, and the boatman is silent. Before long he gets restless and bored. He seeks to converse with the boatman.
Joke: What Are the Odds???
A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. "I don't understand!" the interrogating officer exclaims.
This Joke Starts With a Psychology Teacher Giving a Class
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, good morning.
This Joke Starts With Four Sophomores Taking Chemistry
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.
This Joke Starts With a Famous Surgeon Going to Heaven
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates he was asked by the gatekeeper: "Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?" "Yes," the professor answered.
Today's Joke: Learning the Hard Way...
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine,it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
What is The Secret That Makes You... You?
Professor Brian Little has a slightly different approach that claims our personalities are more malleable than we think... What is The Secret That Makes You...You?
Religious Literacy Quiz: Can You Pass the Boston Test?
This quiz was originally given as a quick introductory lesson by a professor to his Boston students - most failed it. They learned they didn't know as much as they thought they did about their own culture's religions as well as others'. Do you know your way around the world's religions?
What If I Told You You’ve Never Seen the Real World?
Professor Anil Seth, neuroscientist at the University of Sussex, attempts to untangle this question. The Illusion of Existing in a World tricks, self, neuroscience, consciousness, existentialism, experience, senses, Hallucination Is there a world outside our brain-box? Are we who we think we are?
The Power of ``Yet``: Teaching Children to Aspire for More
Dweck is a professor of psychology at the University of Stanford and a leading expert in her field. She recently published a study about how people are divided into two kinds of mindsets – “Fixed” and “Growth”. These mindsets affect how people react to challenges and how they live their lives.
They Figured Wrong - Funny Quotes!
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible," -- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
The Man Who Built a Mountain on His Roof
Zhang Lin is a university professor who has earned the dubious title recently of: "Beijing's most outrageous illegal structure". Built without permission, Zhang built a villa disguised as a mountain on top of a 26 story apartment building, using real trees, real grass, and fake rocks.
Joke: The Case of Einstein's Twin
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about antimatter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.