Joke: 3 Nurses in Heaven
Three nurses sadly pass away. They rise up into heaven, and there they approach the gatekeeper to plead their case for entering paradise. So the keeper points to the first nurse, who says: "I worked in an emergency room. I treated many people, and always did my best to help.
Keep This in Mind the Next Time You Meet a Nurse...
When I start to get panicky or afraid, it's always been one of my nurses who paid attention to me and made me feel better. In situations like these, a little peace of mind can go a long way. 2. They're the type of people who truly understand your needs. Nurses are very special people indeed.
What a Great Joke! 3 Nurses Went Up to Heaven...
With These 10 Rules, Doctors and Nurses Get Sick Less!
They don’t touch their face Usually, the transmission of illnesses is from hands, nose, eyes, and mouth," says Nicoleta Constantin, a nurse at several North Carolina hospitals.
Joke: A Slightly Confused Nurse
Three doctors with a growing private practice decided they needed to hire a new nurse onto their staff to meet their needs. They hired a very qualified applicant named Sue, and met after a week to discuss the new nurse's abilities in her new role.
Joke: The Best Nursing Home
With their ailing mother needing constant medical supervision, a family decided to bring her to a very expensive and caring nursing home for a day to try it out.
A Unique Nursing Home You Need to Hear About...
A Unique Nursing Home You Need to Hear About... ted talk, dementia village, Yvonne van Amerongen This dementia village is the most progressive and forward thinking nursing home.
This Cheeky Nurse Knows How to Handle with Care...
A young student nurse came into his room, ready to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,” he mumbled from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replied: “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.”
This Nursing Home is Blessed With a Little Angel Named..
Watch a black teacup poodle named Nala visit her dear friends at a nursing home in Minnesota. Nala sets her own schedule, deciding who to see and when to see them. She scurries about from room to room and even rides the elevators by herself, spreading her love and affection wherever she goes.
Man Nurses an Abandoned Egg Into the CUTEST Baby Parrot!
It's a story of a kind man who saved an abandoned parakeet egg and nursed it into the cutest and tiniest little budgie. Man Nurses an Abandoned Egg Into the CUTEST Baby Parrot!
The Most Unbelievable Food is Served In This Nursing Home!
Now Chef Kevin works every day alongside the residents of the nursing home to determine the best menu for each day and other healthy and tasty treats to be served.
Meet the Everyday Heroes Fighting the Coronavirus Pandemic
The people who are at the front lines of the coronavirus war are doctors, nurses, and paramedics who are risking their lives day in and out to keep us healthy and alive. Then there are several others who are working tirelessly in these times to make our lives easy.
Have You Heard This One? The Impossible Task (Rude)
A nurse entered a patient's room and asked him to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In...in front of you?" He mumbles, shyly. The nurse says: "Don't worry, I've seen the naked human body before. You've got nothing I haven't seen a thousand times."
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"
Have You Heard This One? The Best of Everything!
This Vicious Predator Demands TLC - Unbelievable!
Sharks are not particularly known for their affectionate nature, but this nurse shark goes against all stereotypes of these cold-blooded marine predators. Watch this nurse shark follow a diver around with the relentless persistence of, well, a shark! But she's not looking for prey.
Today's Joke: A Large Wager...
Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can!
This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off
The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In front of you?" He asks shyly. The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body."
Meet the Robot that Will Change Seniors' Lives
In comes Stevie II, a robot already used in some nursing homes, doing routine and mundane tasks that free the human staff to be... well, more human! Take a look at this incredible robot that represents a new generation of machines that make our life easier.
What's it Like Caring for Mentally Ill Criminals?
What's it like living and working as a nurse inside a guarded criminal psychiatric hospital? What does it involve when you're caring for victims of mental illness and past murderers, all at once? Listen as past psychiatric nurse Paul Deacon tells it all.
Joke: His One and Only Request...
and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can."
This Joke Begins With a General Visiting an Army Hospital...
Have You Heard This One? 3 Honeymooning Couples...
The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nice, nurses are known to be hot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher.
Wow! I Never Knew Syringes Could Create Such Beauty!
Kimberly Joy Mallo Magbanua, who works as a nurse in the Philippines, is gaining popularity online for her unique artwork that she makes using syringes. Two years ago, when she was giving her patients their medications, the idea struck her that she could use these tools as paintbrushes.
