Don't Be Ashamed of Sleeping Naked, It's Really Healthy!
However, were you aware that many of these benefits are given a boost when you sleep naked? Many people are ashamed or embarrassed to sleep in the nude, and end up missing out.
Hilarious Joke: The Naked Excuse!
He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?'' Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.'' The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.'' Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''
Why Has It Gone Hard? (Hilarious Joke)
He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam. So, both boys decided to stay and watch her. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked his friend why he had run away.
The Naked Truth Behind Why Men Don't Listen to Women
It should come as no surprise that men and women are fundamentally different, and one of the differences that stands out the most between the sexes is the way in which they tend to communicate. Thi..
Two Naughty Nuns Try to Break Free from Their Bad Habits
video, joke, rude, baba recommends, naked, nuns, rumble, blind man These nuns are in the habit of making you laugh!
WATCH: Young People Don't Have Damn a Clue About Aging!
funny, classic, stand up, comedy, jokes, bungee, aging, naked, Jeanne Robertson This hilarious stand-up bit really hits home on the subject of aging, and how young people really don't get it...
Meet Ludwik, the Hairless Guinea Pig Turned Fashion Icon
Agata opened an Instagram page for the naked guinea pig, where she showcases his unique brand of beauty, where he became an instant megastar with hundreds of thousands of fans! 1. Fashion Icon View this post on Instagram A post shared by Ludwik (@ludwik_guinea_pig) on Jul 12, 2019 at 9:02am PDT 2.
Two Nerds Meet On Campus (Hilarious Joke)
Two Nerds and a Racing Bike funny, hilarious, joke, girl, humor, bicycle, naked, students, nerds When a nerdy student meets a fellow nerdy student on campus, he notices that he's turned up on a shiny new racing bike. He soon becomes curious...
This Joke Starts With a Cowboy Having Coffee At Starbucks
I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence.
Hilarious: Excuse Me, I'm Showering!
The last thing you expect when you open the door to the public porta potty is a naked girl calmly taking her shower in public. She even invites people to scrub her back for her! Hilarious: Excuse Me, I'm Showering!
WATCH: If Your Body Isn't What It Used to Be, Sing This!
I may not look as good naked as I once did, but I don't mind, and that's why this song tickled me so. It doesn't take itself seriously, but it made me laugh out loud a number of times! Hope you enjoy a few laughs yourself. Hilarious: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore!
Hilarious! Mr. Bean Didn't Expect This at Art Class!
He starts off by happily drawing some fruit, but he suddenly gets shocked and flustered when a naked female model arrives to be drawn. Despite the efforts of the teacher, Mr. Bean just does not want to look... Mr.
Funny Joke: Honey Got a Whole New Dress...
I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, " Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it! " He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her
"Get naked and climb into bed," his father replies. So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama. "Get naked and join him," is the advice from mama, so she complies. After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again.
Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)
"Please come quickly," she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window!" The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room. "Where is he?" asked the receptionist. "He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel.
How Rude! The 200mph Wedding Day Joke!
The bride, now stark naked, was fine, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe and cover yourself," he said.
This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm
Ron frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up, he said: "I'm here to feed the alligator." Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Have You Heard This Joke: The Rules of Men
"I hope you don't mind," she says in a dreamy voice, "but I feel much luckier naked..." and she peeled off all her clothes, staying completely naked. "Come on baby, mommy needs a new set of clothes!" The roulette wheel stops on 13. "I won I WON!!!"
This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off
The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body." "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.”
Hilarious: Uncle Ted's Running Around Scaring the Kids
He rushed upstairs to find his wife naked on their bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he said. "I'm having a heart attack," cried his wife. So the man rushed downstairs to grab the phone. But, just as he was about to start dialing, his four-year-old son came up to him and announced: "Daddy!
The Great Comets of Earth Captured in Stunning Photographs
Every few centuries, the people of Earth get lucky enough to view one of these passing comets with the naked eye, as it crossed the path of our planet and the Sun on its extraordinary journey.
Have You Heard This One? The Impossible Task (Rude)
The nurse says: "Don't worry, I've seen the naked human body before. You've got nothing I haven't seen a thousand times." The man said, "Not one like mine. You would die laughing at my naked body." "Of course I won't laugh!" said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional.
It Looks Like the Camel's Gone and Humped Itself (Joke)
Finally, the priest said to the nun, "you know sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth--to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"
Here's a A Lighter (and Funnier) Look at Mid-Life
• Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked. • The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full - of course, the bad news is that it won't be long before your teeth are floating in it... • Mid-life is when you