This Joke Begins With an Angry Lawyer...
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden, an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed.
Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor
A lawyer was standing in a long line to get tickets for Cats , which was making its long-anticipated return to Broadway. Suddenly, he felt a pair of hands kneading into his back.
Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers
Lawyers funny, joke, humor, flight, plane, doctor, lawyer wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...
Hilarious: How to Beat a Lawyer!
A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a plane.
Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer
Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."
Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer
In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Rick. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer? Rick responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
This Joke Begins With a Lawyer Asked for Help
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client
This Bigshot Has a Chip On His Shoulder funny, hilarious, joke, humor, phone, lawyer, workers, jamaican, hotshot, bigshot When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...
A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men: "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied.
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. 'To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,' the attorney reads.
This Lawyer Paid His Dad Back for His Education in Full
Excited at her runaway success, she began to interview young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"
Joke: Farmer vs. Lawyer
A big-city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
Joke: The Big City Lawyer and the Prize Bull
Content Joke: The Big City Lawyer and the Prize Bull joke A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.
10 Great Marriage Tips Divorce Lawyers Wish You Knew
However, the last person you’d probably ever consider going to for marriage advice is a divorce lawyer. This isn’t surprising as divorce lawyers are generally there to help end marriages, not save them.
This Joke Start With a Man Going On Trial For Murder...
When giving the closing statement, his high-flying lawyer knew there was a good chance of him being convicted. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” said the lawyer. “Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom.”
Joke Today: A Good Deed...
Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business! Get me the course!"
Joke: The Honest Judge
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" asked the defendant. "Oh no!" said the lawyer.
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of taste.' Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.' Lawyer: 'Ugh, this is kerosene!'
This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove the saying about money, “you can't take it with you", wrong. After much thought and consideration, the man finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died.
Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?
An old man, a schoolboy, a lawyer, a doctor, and a community service worker are all on a plane with only four parachutes when the pilot of the plane has a stroke and passes away.
Have You Heard This Joke? You Can't Take it With You...
Just before he died he called his doctor, his lawyer and a minister to come see him. They complied, and gathered together around his bed. "I always heard you can't take it with you, but I am going to prove you can," he said. "I have $90,000 cash hidden underneath my mattress.
Hilarious: The Caller Didn't Expect THAT Response...
funny, hilarious, joke, humor, charity, lawyer, offensive This man appears to be a generous benefactor, but as the old adage goes, appearances aren't always as they seem...
Hilarious Joke: What To Wear When The IRS Calls You In
Then he asked his lawyer the same question but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution to the dilemma.