Ladies, the Last Laugh Is Reserved Entirely for You!
Here are some words of advice and comfort for all you ladies out there. Get ready to do what you do best: laugh your heart out! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3.
Old Ladies, a Park Bench & Some Indecent Exposure (Rude)
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.
Joke: The Lady Golfers
Joke: These Ladies Are Taking Really Long! joke Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf...
Joke: The Lady Stowaway
A young lady, jobless and spurned by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself. She has nothing, no friends, no family, she just wants to end it all. And as she's about to jump, a handsome young sailor shouts, "stop! Don't do it!!"
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
Wow, What an Inspirational Lady This Singer Is!
Wow, What an Inspirational Lady This Singer Is! music, talent show, soul, Ivy Grace, Whitney Houston This lady came all the way from the Philippines to deliver this soulful performance. She has to win the competition now!
Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO
An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves
Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves joke A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..
Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire
Content Joke: The Wicked Call joke A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...
All the Ladies Will Be Playing This Song Again & Again
For all the men who are looking for a spring chicken, and for all the older ladies who feel that they deserve more – this wonderful and amusing music video is for you. Watching it once isn't enough, it's just too funny. Older Ladies are Divine!
This Song Sums Up the Challenges of 'Older Ladies'...
Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!
In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane. The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane." We can take a shortcut down this alley and be there in no time".
Watch the First Lady Doing the Evolution of the "Mom Dance"
Recently, the United States’ First Lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama returned to The Tonight Show and partook in a skit with Jimmy Fallon. The two of them proceeded to do the a new version of the “Mom Dance” to the surprise and delight of the audience.
This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man.
Lady Obama Presents: Evolution of Mom Dance!
Whatever else you think of her, you've got to hand it to first lady Michelle Obama , she doesn't just talk about getting up and doing some physical activity, she also demonstrates! And she's quite a good dancer, as she demonstrates the evolution of mom dances!
This Male Kangaroo Loves to Flex His Muscles at the Ladies
Kangaroos are known to strike poses and show off their arms in an attempt to woo the ladies, and this brawny one doesn’t need to put in much effort for this! Find out how male kangaroos get so burly and what they eat to get that toned body. Want to Build Muscles?
When This Old Lady Gives a Speech, Everyone Laughs
A little old lady goes up to give a simple speech but instead gives what turns out to be a hilarious monologue. She's sharp and you're going to enjoy this one, guaranteed. Aging has never been this funny funny, video, stand up, aging, grandma ?
This Group of Old Ladies is Amazing. I'm Inspired.
The Optimists is the story of a group of distinguished old ladies, ages 60 to 98, who have returned to the glorious courts of volleyball after not having played a match in 30 years.
Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer
"Well, you see Mr.Officer," the old lady explains, "I have a lovely house at the end of the street and it just so happens to be right next to a very famous bar. I don't mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that piss all over my garden."
Joke: Who Gave This Lady a License?
Joke: The Risk-Taking Old Lady joke Two elderly women were out driving in a large car...
Old Ladies Save the Best Questions For the Right Moments...
Who said that old ladies don't have poignant and deeply relevant questions to ask? Believe us, they've been around, and they know exactly what hilarious inquiries need to be made!
This Lovely Lady Has a Message For the Manager (Hilarious)
"Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies' room." Scroll below for more funny jokes!
Funny Joke: Two Old Ladies and a Flower Show
Two little old ladies, Connie and Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said: “Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.