Joke: The Honest Judge
"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" asked the defendant. "Oh no!" said the lawyer. "This judge is a stickler for ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even find you in contempt of the court.
This Joke Begins With a Divorce Judge Having a Bad Day
A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce. He asks her: "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." Cover image by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!
This Judge Joined a Criminal in Jail for a Night - Why?
A judge in North Carolina felt that he had to hold a man accountable for lying about a urine test. He sentenced him to a night in jail, but ended up spending it with him. See how the whole story unfolds in the video below.
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?' She replied: 'a can of peaches.' The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She said she stole six.
Joke: The Druggies and the Judge
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
Be The Judge of the Best Designs of the Year!
Judge the winner for yourself! Last year's winner: The Olympic Torch When London hosted the Summer Olympic games in 2012, designer Thomas Heatherwick won the title 'Design of the Year' from the Design Museum for his design of the torch.
Emperor Augustus: How Does History Judge Him?
So why does history need to judge him, if he was so perfect? There is much more to his reign, and this video by TED will explore it. Emperor Augustus: How Does History Judge Him?
Is This Talent Show Judge Really THIS Mean?
Talent show judges are notorious for being mean at times, because they see so many people and are of the firm belief some of them need to be woken up from their stardom fantasies. Is this judge so mean to this little girl, or is something more afoot here?
Never Judge a Book By Its Cover!
But can the duo convince Britain's Got Talent Judges they are true talent? This performance is absolute proof that you cannot judge by looks alone... Never Judge a Book By Its Cover!
Judge a Book by Its Library - Beautiful!
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AGT Judges are Absolutely Blown Away by this Performer
We’ve seen a lot of dances, and so have the judges on America’s Got Talent. But they’ve never seen a performance like this.
This Kids Choir's Bohemian Rhapsody Blows The Judges Away
These sweet young kids from Georgia (the country) give their all in this performance on Got Talent Global, and get the judges dancing and singing along. The best part of this video - watching these kids have an absolute blast while doing it!
Watch Shin Lim Wow the Judges on America's Got Talent
In the video below, you'll get to watch Shin Lim totally blow the minds of 2018's America's Got Talent judges with his impressive range of card tricks and other close-up magic acts. How on earth does he do it without getting caught out?!
The Judges Wanted to be Surprised and They Absolutely Were!
Unexpected Performance by Statues in Britain's Got Talent video, singing, britain's got talent, statues, queen, BGT Our favorite people from history are here to deliver a performance that absolutely floors the judges of Britain's Got Talent.
The Judges Couldn’t Stay Indifferent to This Dance Routine
The ‘Got Talent’ judges around the world witness many talented performers during their workday. As exciting as it is, any job can become a routine until something truly special happens. This dance routine was that special moment for Portugal's Got Talent judges.
This Former Teacher Wows IGT Judges With His Aerial Stunts
But once he brings out his “circus apparatus”, everyone, from the audience to the judges, is astounded. Pursuing his passion, Brady’s aerial acrobatic feats are well-timed monuments to the importance of balance, precision, and exceptional bodily control.
Have You Seen This Acrobatic Russian Boy Stun His Judges?
Top Young Russian Acrobat Stuns Judges amazing, performance, video, acrobat, boy, viral, Russian, rope swinging What a stupendous talent this sweet, Russian acrobat has! Enjoy this incredibly agile and graceful performance of rope swinging.
Watch This Daredevil Stun the Britain's Got Talent Judges
Flying all the way from Japan to Britain just to show off his talent, TanBA manages to both shock and impress Simon Cowell and the other judges.
How Did He Do It? This Magician Leaves the Judges Baffled
After running through some of the oldest tricks in the book, he leaves the audience and, as it turned out, the judges, absolutely blown away. Penn & Teller, magicians with nearly 40 years of experience, asked to be fooled, and they sincerely were!
Hilarious Joke: There Are Many Technicalities When Getting Married
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they said they didn't, He sent them off to get one.
This Joke Starts With An Atheist Arguing In Court
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the atheist's lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling. "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?
TEST: Do You Know What People Really Think of You?
It's only natural for a person to judge others, and to try and find out what kind of people they are as soon as possible. While many of us feel that we are excellent judges of character, just how capable are we of judging ourselves?