Joke: The Talking Horses
There were two horses standing in the fenced field alongside the road and the man was amazed when the nearest of the two horses repeated, "It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your flashlight, and try it again."
Joke: Joe's Dead Horse
A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days. A couple of days later, the farmer drove up to Joe's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."
Joke: The Priest and the Lucky Horses
One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race!
Bask in the Glow of These Gorgeous Horses
Aren't horses beautiful? Strong, proud, and who can forget that gorgeous mane that looks so shiny as if it was just shampooed. They are long limbed, slim-lined and mostly loving and friendly.
Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse
Content Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse joke Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
These Horses All Have the Most Amazing Hair!
These beautiful horse breeds may as well have just stepped out of a shampoo commercial. They are what legends and movies are made of, with their flowing hair and beautiful looks. Enjoy getting to know some of the world's most beautiful horse breeds.
The Caterpillar, the Horse and the Parrot - Animal Jokes!
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.
A Royal Beast: Celebrating the Beauty of the Horse
A different kind of 'sea' horse. “ In riding a horse, we borrow freedom. ” Helen Thompson A brawny horse making its way in the water. Rider on the surf.
Horses Are the Best Inspiration for Mythological Creatures
Cheval Mallet, the Mallet Horse from French Folklore (By Tsaag Valren, Wikimedia Commons ) 3. Hippocampus, the sea-horse popular in Greek, Roman, Phoenician and other mythologies ( Wikimedia Commons ) 4.
Joke: The Horse and Chicken Restaurant
Content Joke: The Horse and Chicken Restaurant joke A man faces a violation for adding horse meat to the chicken stew in his restaurant...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Problem With the Horse
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "ALLLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly in the horse's ear.
Quit Horsing Around! - Great Performance
Here he gives us a glimpse of his skills with a hilarious give and take performance with a beautiful, but naughty, horse! Quit Horsing Around! - Great Performance performance, video, animal, horse, trainer Tony Hocheger is an incredible animal trainer.
Have You Heard This One? A Smart Horse...
Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream heyhey.
Can There Be Anything Cuter Than a Tiny Horse?
We’re used to thinking of horses as large, powerful animals that you can ride into the sunset. But there are a few miniature horse species that, if you were to see them in person, you’d fall in love with them right then and there.
Meet Pea, the Cutest and Smallest Horse in the World!
Wait, that's actually... a dwarf horse? Meet the tiniest horse in the world with a very fitting name. Pea was rescued last minute by a lovely woman who took him in and nurtured him to good health. Now, she and Pea are best friends! Pea even walks around inside the house, just like a pet dog.
We Had No Idea Horses Could Be SO Cute!
We've always assumed that baby horses were cute, just like any baby animal is, but we had no idea that horses were THAT cute and hilarious! This video compilation of horses jumping, cuddling, and being just as expressive as humans, is adorable beyond words!
QUIZ: The Great Horse Trivia Test!
All horses in North America came originally from Europe. True False A young male horse is called... A stallion A mare A colt A filly A horses's gallop top speed is about... 27 mph (44 kph) 15 mph (24 kph) 35 mph (56 kph) 8 mph (13 kph) Wild horses live in groups of up to horses.
These Are the Best Photos of Horses That You'll Ever See!
Drew Doggett , a photographer based in New York, managed to capture some of this magic when photographing the wild horses that roam the island. Doggett was consistently surrounded by artistic muses, lodged on a farm with hundreds of horses.
Get Ready For Equestrian Adventures With Beautiful Horses!
Horses are a truly spectacular creation of nature , gifted with an excellent sense of balance and long tapered legs that are designed for speed. Most types of horses have been bred over centuries, as human beings have been domesticating horses since 4000 BC.
The Artist and The Horse: 10 Stunning Works of Art
It should, therefore, come as no surprise that there is a wealth of art to pay homage to this historical symbiosis between the artist and the horse. Let's take a look at some incredible works of art that depict horses: 1.
This Horse Breed is One of the Most Royally Graceful...
The Friesian is a horse breed originating in Friesland, Netherlands. Friesians are graceful and nimble for their size. Though the breed nearly became extinct on more than one occasion, the modern day Friesian horse is growing in numbers and popularity.
This Artist Was Renowned For His Horse-Inspired Paintings!
His passion for art and nature eventually collided in the most perfect of ways, circling around his love of horses, more specifically, racehorses. He was enthralled by their energy, elegance, and incredible physique.
Have You Ever Seen Such Beautiful Horses Before?
Horses have been the great workers of the world for millennia, helping humans farm and move heavy loads that would have been impossible without them.
10 Horses That'll Astound You With Their Majestic Beauty
Throughout history, man and horse have had a natural companionship that has seen the horse serve man in war, productivity, mobility, and agriculture. In other words, the horse has played a huge role in contributing to the enhancement of civilization.