Yoga Jokes

What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
You look good on your yoga mat.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
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