Unique Jokes

How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Have you seen Jakeโ€™s new custom trumpet? Yeah, thatโ€™s quite a unique horn, Iโ€™d know it anywhere.
"Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face."
- Teresa Watkins
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Sometimes we eat when weโ€™re hungry
Or else when weโ€™re just in the mood,
But everyoneโ€™s habits are different
In how we relate to our food.

There are 3 meals-a-day folk as well as
The ones who skip breakfast or lunch
And grazers who nibble for most of the day
Or snackers who in-between munch.

There are people with junk food addictions
And those who shun pork, beef or fish,
While the gluten or carb-free among us
Pay attention to whatโ€™s in each dish.

As for sweets, thatโ€™s a whole other story โ€“
When you think about ice cream or pie
Or the various candies and chocolates
Without which some could never get by.

Just consider your own way of eating
With the foods you enjoy or you sneak
And youโ€™ll realize, if you broach the subject,
That our diets are all most unique!

(Ilene Bauer)
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
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