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Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Said to my husband I'm going to take a hot tub. He said...
"When are you going to put it back?"
If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
She fell into the bath tub.
she fell into the sink.
she fell into the rasberry jam.
and came out pink!
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
What's warm, wet, and pink? a pig in a hot tub.
A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.
He immediately raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
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