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A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.
He immediately raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
She fell into the bath tub.
she fell into the sink.
she fell into the rasberry jam.
and came out pink!
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What's warm, wet, and pink? a pig in a hot tub.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.