Tissue Jokes

Whatโ€™s black and white and red all over?
Red white black through tissue samples textiles for making clothes
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
A slow swimmer.
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
Which one of Sneezyโ€™s kids hid his tissue paper?
Runny Knows!
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a bogey in it.
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
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