Thyme Jokes

If you don’t properly seal the lids on your spice rack...
You’re going to have a bad Thyme.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
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