They Jokes

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough"
I love your earrings. They really bring out your tits.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
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