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One Liners and Short Jokes
My neighbours listen to terrific music... Whether they like it or not.
Snake Puns
What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.
Zebra Puns
Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
Insults & Comebacks
You're so ugly when your wife takes you to the beach they ask her what she used for bait.
You're so ugly in your family album they only keep the negatives.
Clever Jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I think not!"
POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Mango Puns
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
Pear Puns
What did the pear say to the other pear when they just got together?
It’s good to be a pair.
Whale Puns
Why can’t you screw with whales?
because they hump back.
Diving Puns
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Colonoscopy Short Jokes
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news – they found your head.
Animal Puns
Why did they take Polly away?
He went crackers!
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