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Terminal Jokes

Computer Puns
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Pizza Puns
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Airport Puns
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Just found two lumps on my car battery.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
Flight Puns
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Brain Puns
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
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