Terminal Jokes

Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Just found two lumps on my car battery.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
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