Surf

Yo moma is so stupid, she tried to surf the microwave
Yo Mama so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet.
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
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