Stronger Jokes

Wanna know how I know we're going to have sex? Because I'm stronger.
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl.
He walks up to her and says "You're getting laid tonight.”
She replies “What are you, some sort of psychic?”
He says “No... I’m just stronger than you."
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
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