St Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
“She is the only evidence of God I have seen, with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.”- St Elmo's Fire
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
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